Artist: Adam Sandler
Song: Bad Boyfriend
Why dont you pick up after your done?
Im not your slave
Im not your mother
Im not your maid
I mean Ive got a life too
So fuck you!
Why cant you be nicer to my friend?
Theyre gonna be here soon
Last time they were here
You just sat in the bedroom
Friday you went out with your fat friend lou
Why dont you ever ask about my chinese cooking class?
I only took it cause you like moo shu
Im sorry honey, about the way Ive been acting lately
Dont be like that, well visit your mom when I get some time off
I had the beer at work, for gods sake
By the way, would it be cool to go golfing tommorrow?
I was just kidding, I wanna hang out with you
Why dont you ever take me to a play?
Or a museum?
Theres an art gallery two blocks away
And weve never been there
We always do what you wanna do
You didnt notice
I got new throw pillows for the sofa
You didnt notice I had the kitched painted blue
Why dont you notice all those guys looking at me?
You take me for granted
Do you know theres a guy at work that always asks me out to lunch?
I always try to look my best and you should too
Why wont I ever get out of this relationship?
Youre such a jerk
The only thing you do right is
Tell me that you love me
Well, I guess I love you too
But fuck you!
40-something mama, wife, blogger – who shares her crafty and ordinary life with her family, their three tiny dogs, a fat tortoiseshell cat, – and sewing room that is in a perennial work in progress.
A native Texan, who spent one year in Georgia and over a decade as a single mom, is now happily married and sharing her opinions on products and life in photos and words strung together.